I love you, honey, it’s as simple and old-fashioned as that.
Oh sure, I keep your penis locked in a chastity device, but that’s because I love you so much. I mean, if I let you just wander around, able to come at any time, I wouldn’t be making you as devoted to me as I could be. That terrible case of blue balls you always have makes our relationship so strong, honey… I’d be so remiss if I didn’t make sure that you had that feeling constantly.