Now it says in your fetlife profile that you got a thing for smoking ladies, fetish clothing, and blowjobs.
Two out of three, not such a bad score, is it?
But! With that chastity cage on your dick… #3 is quite a way away.
Now I’d like us to talk about my fetlife profile, what I like… How I expect my pets to behave.
I suggest you listen very, very carefully!