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Okay dude…

Okay dude. You’ve been walking weird and acting uncomfortable for our whole hike. Are you okay?

Wait! Is that a boner? Have you been perving on me this whole time?!

No? Prove you don’t have a boner! Take off your pants.

Why the hell do you have a cage on your dick? It looks like it hurts!

Hey… If there’s a lock, there must be a key, right?

Give it to me, or I’ll tell everyone we know that’s on your dick!