Okay dude. You’ve been walking weird and acting uncomfortable for our whole hike. Are you okay?
Wait! Is that a boner? Have you been perving on me this whole time?!
No? Prove you don’t have a boner! Take off your pants.
Why the hell do you have a cage on your dick? It looks like it hurts!
Hey… If there’s a lock, there must be a key, right?
Give it to me, or I’ll tell everyone we know that’s on your dick!