Okay sweetie, it’s almost time…

Okay sweetie, it’s almost time for my appointment.

You wait here while he… ahem… examines me. It might take a while, he said I needed a good seeing to.

Oh honey, I’ve explained this, it’s locked up so we don’t have a repeat of last time. You made a horrid little mess on the floor and the receptionist had to clean it up, remember?

Oh, and if you hear any funny noises, that just means he’s doing a really good job, okay baby?

Good boy.