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Sweetheart, I know it seems rather unfair…

Sweetheart, I know it seems rather unfair, but don’t you see, it’s BECAUSE you’re a virgin that I get such a thrill out of locking your penis up so you can never have an orgasm. It’s so intense knowing that a person who never got the chance to feel his penis slide into a woman’s vagina is going to stay that way – frustrated, horny, desperate, and unfulfilled – just because I want him to be that way.

Yes, I understand you, sweetheart, but it’s really the same argument, isn’t it? The fact that you’re a virgin is why it is so much MORE intense if I intend to NEVER unlock you. It’s for life, sweetie. You made your decision, and now I am here to make sure you stick to it.

Life. Long. Virgin.