We’re in a pretty remote place…

We’re in a pretty remote place on vacation, and there’s not internet, and my phone doesn’t get a signal here. Is there any way to access the timer remotely?

Sure! It’s 114-23-477-99-01-A.

Yes, I can verify, his last lockup was 182 days, and today was the scheduled release.

No, I didn’t want to activate the release. I wanted to extend it.

Yes, by another 182 days. Is that possible?

Great! And can we maybe tell him it was a glitch or something?

Oh my God! You’ll send him an email that says it was a system malfunction? Your customer service is the best!