All cuffs secure. Is that gag still comfortable?
I have to admit, this is the first time anyone has ever hired me for a birthday party.
Maybe your friends thought I was a prostitute and wanted me to show you a good time?
Doesn’t really matter to me. They paid generously. And I intend to deliver.
What am I?
A professional keyholder of course!
I’ll leave the keys to the handcuffs downstairs with your friends.
The keys to the chastity cage?
I’m sure they’ll make a nice gift for your next birthday.