I think we can both agree that things got a bit out of hand this year, so I thought our new year’s resolution should be about us showing some restraint.
For instance, I think you orgasmed far too much this year, so your resolution should be that you will cum less often next year. How about once a quarter instead of once a month?
Of course, I’ll help you stick to it by not unlocking your chastity cage more than those four times.
If that seems unfair, don’t worry honey, we’re in this together. I’m restricting myself as well. My resolution will be that I won’t fuck more than two men per week. Does that sound fair?
Good. Happy New Year, sweetie.