So your last check-in was one month ago and this check-in will get you to eight months. Alright, let’s see then.
Very nice… Alright, my expert opinion is that you’ve been keeping your CU and your balls and the lock of your device seems untampered with very good. I’ll fill up the paperwork, just sign and your next appointment is in 30 days.
Look, your crying won’t make much difference to me. I don’t make the laws. I’m just a parole officer. You broke the law. You were caught masturbating in your employer’s toilet – and you got sentenced to five years. You knew the rules.
Yeah, I can imagine that it’s very hard for you. But you’re lucky the judge suspended your sentence. Do you know what prison is like? Hot guards, teasing and whipping the inmates constantly? Spiked chastity belts in solitary confinement? Rough anal trading by the wardens? You can avoid going there if you wear that chastity belt for another four years and four months. And that’s just the way it is.