You’re in a tough spot. This may be your first time in chastity court, but we’ve drawn Judge Lovato and she’s pretty tough. You don’t want to go to trial.
They’ve got you dead to rights on a charge of unauthorized masturbation, a loose chastity cage, and a positive result from the semen detector in your toilet. Tried to flush the evidence?
We have to cut a deal. But the new district attorney ran on a strict male chastity platform. She wants to make an example of wankers.
As your lawyer, the best case I see is fire to eight until your next orgasm.